

”I like an escalator because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. There would never be an ’escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, only ’escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'” – Mitch Hedberg


”I like an escalator because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. There would never be an ’escalator temporarily out of order’ sign, only ’escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'” – Mitch Hedberg